🧢 Tubz 🛀 Unfiltered - Volume 16 🧢
Viral signing day video; Free Wendy's & Pepto Bismol; Wisconsin is officially a volleyball school
Happy Monday, y’all!
I have already had so much sugar via desserts these last couple weeks to get in the Christmas spirit, no reason to stop now. I am not quitter (but may well be a diabetic soon, kidding).
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE WEEK
Lol this guy is treating these CFB powerhouse programs as if they are Chuck E. Cheese restaurants — like complete trash. We have seen recruits over the years half-wear a hat of a school at the podium, only to gently take it off and, instead, wear a hat that dons the logo that the young man will be reppin’ for the foreseeable future. They want to make a little spectacle out of it, and I do not necessarily blame them for that. However, Hunter went balls to the wall here, like nothing we have ever seen before on signing day.
Tossed the Auburn hat in a very petty way — clearly he did not receive the same offer that Cam Newton received from them back in the day. Not even close.
Firmly put on the Georgia hat, said it fits well (!!), then tossed it to the side like it’s a freaking frisbee. If Georgia wouldn’t have pissed the bed against Alabama, do you think Hunter tosses the Georgia hat like that? Hmm, gonna go with no.
And here comes Florida State, a school he was originally committed to. Before putting on the Georgia hat, he grabbed the FSU hat and said he was going to save it for later. Foreshadowing! After he eviscerates Georgia, he puts on the FSU hat, takes it off, and tosses it to the side, full extension, with a smile on his face — the disrespect. Will FSU be able to recover from that disrespect? That’s a hard no from me, ladies and gentlemen.
So why did Travis, a top rated recruit, flip from the Seminoles to Jackson State, a Historical Black College University (HBCU), on signing day? One guess is that he will most certainly be able to play both sides of the ball at Jackson State (cornerback and wide receiver).
Another guess? Someone backed up the brinks truck. I’m all about that life.
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Wendy's Giving out Free Food This Week
Flippin’ right, babyyyy, free frosties right before Christmas, more sugarrrrrrr. Wrong😔. If Wendy’s is giving out free food at any time while people are living on planet earth, why would they not be giving out frosties? Because, in my opinion, free non-frosty items are going to get patrons to the store and, once there, they will pay for a frosty. I hate it, but I get it.
Let’s be real, too: who goes to Wendy’s and does not get a Frosty? It is like going to Miami and not putting a smidge too much gel in your hair while seriously considering doing copious amounts of cocaine. (Looks like I’m incapable of going to Miami.)
So what is Wendy’s giving away for free instead? Small chili and Baconator Fries — hold onto your butts! Hopefully, instead of putting napkins and ketchup in the bag, they put wipes and Pepto Bismol!
If you are so inclined …
[T]o score a free small chili and free Baconator Fries, customers simply need to apply the mobile offer to their mobile order or scan the mobile offer in-restaurant or at the drive-thru.
🏆 SPORTZ 🏆
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS: Is Wisconsin a volleyball school now? Some people are saying it always was … The Badgers outlasted Nebraska in five sets to win the national championship on Saturday night, 22-25, 31-29, 25-23, 23-25, 15-12. To say this match was electric would be the understatement of the year.
After splitting the first two sets, did you think the Badgers — led by so many seniors that (a) had lost in the 2019 title game against Stanford and in the National Semifinals last year against Texas and (b) came back to school to hang a banner in the rafters — were going to crumble in the fifth set? Hell, no! Kelly Sheffield’s squad rushed out to a 7-0 lead in the fifth and never really looked back (Nebraska challenging UW’s first championship point was real bad sportsmanship, to be honest), clinching the program’s first title.
Freshman (!!) Anna Smrek was named the Most Outstanding Player. The maple syrup enthusiast registered a team-high 20 kills against Louisville in the National Semifinal game and a team-high 14 kills in the title game.
Packers 31 Ravens 30: I wish I could confidently write that the Packers offense is not be effed with for the rest of the season, based off how well they played yesterday, but we need to consider that the Ravens’ defense featured a bunch of gas station attendants and Best Buy geek squad members due to injuries. Still, though, if Marquez Valdes-Scantling (5 catches, 98 yards, 1 touchdown) can produce at the level that he produced at on Sunday, the Packers will be cooking with gas.
Should we talk about the defense? Let’s talk about the defense … They got way too complacent when up by two touchdowns, and safety Darnell Savage got his ass smoked like a barbecue when guarding tight end Mark Andrews. Howevah, the University of Maryland product’s pass breakup on the two-point conversion late in the game was b-e-a-utiful and clinched the Packers’ third-straight NFC North crown.
Quarterback play for both teams — pretty damn good! Do you know what the opposite of pretty damn good was on Sunday? The Packers’ special teams. They are actually the opposite of pretty damn good every single Sunday.
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