😔 Tubz 🛀 Unfiltered - Volume 28 😔
Sadness
Happy Monday, y’all. No exclamation point today, for obvious reasons.
I shattered my phone on the ground after the Badgers lost to Kentucky in the 2014 Final Four on a buzzer beater. Now, I’m going to go for a walk and read a book. Progress, but also eff this gotdamn game. I told Chucky he could take my ankle! It was a fair offer!
Today’s newsletter is going to be the shortest it has ever been. I am sure you will understand. I will be better next week.
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE WEEK
The Everton-Newcastle match has been delayed after a fan came on the pitch and tied themselves to the post.
What is worse — This guy being stuck in the 2022 version of a guillotine and also being dragged like he is a avid supporter of the witches back in the day, or being a Wisconsin Badger fan? Idk, you tell me.
🛁 EXTRA BUBBLES 🛁
A bath, with extra bubbles, actually sounds very relaxing and soothing. Something that the Badger game was not.
🏀 SPORTZ: MARCH MADNESS 🏀
NCAA tournament games were played on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. I watched most of them. You probably did, too. Congrats to the teams that won their games on Saturday and Sunday to advance to the Sweet 16. Must be nice.
Nuff said