🐔 Tubz 🛀 Unfiltered - Volume 33 🐔
This is the most risky volume yet. I am deeply sorry, or you are welcome for the laughs.
Happy Monday, y’all!
I am not a truck guy, and probably never will be, but anyone that drives a Dodge Ram truck is a loser. I do not have any evidence to back that up. The only thing I have to back that up is intuition.
On a different note, if you have a subscription to Apple TV+ ($4.99/month or $50/year), you should definitely check out “WeCrashed,” the story of WeWork and its eccentric co-founder, Adam Neumann. Only 8 episodes, so very easy to binge.
🛁 EXTRA BUBBLES 🛁
Fox4: House for sale goes viral thanks to bedroom sign
The couple clearly listed their home at the wrong price because I do not know why they would not incorporate a certain number into their listing price, given they have a sign that reads, “Welcome to Poundtown,” in their bedroom. Then again, maybe the husband grew up as a son of a butcher — or the wife grew up as a daughter of a butcher — and he/she frequently saw his/her father go to pound town on Foghorn Leghorn, so it is possible the sign is a nod to that. And by “go to pound town on Foghorn Leghorn,” I do not mean that sexually, you freaks, that is a federal crime. This has already gone off the rails.
The homeowner said she's always enjoyed making do-it-yourself decor and started making her own signs and wreaths in 2015. She then began selling them on her Facebook group called Sleepless Beauty Designs.
"My Facebook friends loved it, so I decided to create another private group, separate from my original group, to sell similar signs. I created a separate group just so people who didn't like that type of decor wouldn't get offended and not buy my stuff."
The private Facebook group is called Sleepless Beauty Designs After Dark VIP.
Capitalism at its finest, I guess?
🏆 SPORTZ 🏆
Utah Jazz 100 Dallas Mavericks 99: What do you think the win probability is for a team that is up by four points with ~40 seconds left? 83.9%, in case you were wondering. I am going to stay calm and, therefore, will shy away from writing that the Mavs shit the bed, but they definitely pissed the bed. Luka (30 PTS, 10 REB, 4 AST) hit a silky step-back three over Rudy Fraudy Gobert (17 PTS, 15 REB) to put the Mavs up by four, 99-95, the last points that Dallas would score for the rest of the game.
So while Luka played the role of Superman on the offensive end, he played the role of dumb-dumb on the defensive end on the following possession, allowing Donovan Mitchell (23 PTS, 7 AST, 6 REB) to convert an and-one to cut the lead to one. I am not trying to tell Luka how to play defense, butttttttt from one Dallasite to another, maybe, just maybe, he should have hacked Mitchell to oblivion — within the rules, of course — in order to prevent a three-point play.
I will tell Dwight Powell this, though: make your damn free throws, buddy. They are FREE SHOTS. (He missed both with 20 seconds left. If he makes one, the outcome may be different.)
Let’s go back to that and-one by Mitchell. The NBA released its Last Two Minutes (L2M) report on Sunday, which acknowledged that Mitchell should have been called for an offensive foul on Powell when he drove to the lane. He missed, rebounded that shot, and converted the and-one on Luka.
That stings like heck, but there is no sense living in the past.
But I am going to do it anyways and ask: why on God’s green earth did Jason Kidd choose to not advance the ball after calling a timeout with 11 seconds left?
“You don’t have to [advance it],” head coach Jason Kidd said, according to Dallas Morning News. “I think everybody assumes you have to advance it, but you don’t. And we’ve done that all year, and we’ve had success with it.”
Interesting. Well, they did not have success with it on Saturday. Alas, the Mavs are still alive.
Milwaukee Bucks 119 Chicago Bulls 95: I hate Grayson Allen (see 2015 NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship Game). That feeling is irrational, but whatever. Sometimes you gotta be a little irrational to give ya life. I think Gandhi said something to that effect, but do not fact check me on that. Anyway, I kind of hate Allen less now because he balled out in this one. The Tripper was second on the team in points (27; a playoff career-high) and tied for first in plus/minus (+23). No Flagrant-1 or Flagrant-2 fouls, either. Bucks in 5.
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