💁♀️ Tubz 🛀 Unfiltered - Volume 34 💁♀️
Vampires in real life; NFL Draft + Bucks-Celtics recap
Happy Monday, y’all!
Two friends of mine celebrated a birthday on Sunday, May 1. Both of them embody what is good in the world.
Also, why are young children fascinated with collecting rocks? They are very dirty and do not present a whole lot of re-sale value. Into toys? Sure, parents could pawn those off for a quick buck if the budget gets tight. Rocks, on the other hand? I am not a geologist, but I reckon that the re-sale value is not particularly high and, not to mention, having to clean the child and his or her clothes increases water/electrical bills for hard working parents.
The state of Florida (it appears that Texas may not be far behind) has taken a hard stance on what can, and actually more specifically what cannot, be taught in the classrooms for our youth in connection with a certain issue. Maybe they should expand that to rock collection. Other states would be wise to hop onboard. Hopefully a big rock company does not cause a big stink about it; there may be some massive tax implications to them if they do cause a scene.
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Salon.com: Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are drinking each other's blood
What in the actual hell? I knew that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly each had a couple screws loose, but I did not know that every single screw was loose and rusting.
The fact that they drink each other’s blood is not necessarily newfound information, as Fox alluded to it in an IG post after the couple got engaged. I think a lot of people thought they were joking, because drinking blood is literally something that vampires do.
So, I guess to drink each other's blood might mislead people or people are imagining us with goblets and we're like 'Game of Thrones,' drinking each other's blood," Fox said. "It's just a few drops, but yes, we do consume each other's blood on occasion for ritual purposes only."
(via Glamour UK)
Ritual purposes only? OK, that eases some concerns I had. I imagined Fox and MGK enjoying some nice red wine on a Friday and wanting to get a little extra freaky by pairing it with a shot of blood, while they do whatever their little hearts desire. Freak show behavior in that scenario. Turns out it is only for special occasions, though. Makes sense. Different strokes for psycho different folks.
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Money, Money, Money … Money, Money! The 2022 NFL Draft is complete, and several young men had their lives changed forever. However, that was not the highlight of the draft. Nope, not even close. The highlight of the draft was former NFL player Ed Marinaro — head coach Marty Daniels from Blue Mountain State — and his 3-minute monologue in connection with announcing the Vikings second round pick. Draft pick presenters are reportedly allotted one minute, but Eddy Boy was like, “Screw that, I have some things to get off my chest.” No better way to stick it to the man. The monologue was so drawn out that someone had to tell Marinaro to wrap it up. Shame on that person, no one cuts off Coach Daniels.
Suffice to say Marinaro will not be asked to be a draft presenter again. Just a hunch.
(Click through it to see the full video.)
The Green Bay Packers did not draft a wide receiver in the first round for the upteenth-straight year, though they did move up in the second round to draft North Dakota State WR Christian Watson. He dropped far too many passes over the past two years, but he is fast, extremely athletic, and has the ideal size to excel in the National Football League. As to the drops, do you know who also dropped far too many passes during their first two (or so) years in the league? James Jones and Davante Adams. They turned out more than OK. Would I have preferred Georgia WR George Pickens (drafted by the Steelers)? I would have, but ya win some, ya lose some. In [Packers GM] Gutenkust, I trust. Especially given the below.
Milwaukee Bucks 101 Boston Celtics 89: No Khris Middleton? No problemo for the DEFENDING champs. Things were looking somewhat dicey to start, as the Bucks trailed 19-12 early on, but they turned that into a 56-46 advantage at halftime. Milwaukee’s defense turned it up a few notches in the second half, frustrating Jaysom Tatum (6/18 FG) and Jaylen Brown (4/13 FG). Plus, Giannis pulled a move out of a video game. He made Tatum look like a child. Impossible to come back from a move like that if you are Tatum and the Celtics.
I cannot write an adequate recap of this game without mentioning the stellar play of Jrue Holiday (25 PTS/10 REB/5 AST). He is so underrated. Lotta series left, no doubt, but a great start for the Bucks.
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