🚨 Tubz 🛀 Unfiltered - Volume 8 🚨
Happy Monday, y’all!
“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” -Steven Wright.
Personally, I can’t dive in a pool, so what’s the sense of diving in the sky?
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE WEEK
This was so damn cool to watch. The utter joy on Jack’s face. The screeching. The jumping up and down. The air punches. His eyes as big as a pancake. It all brought a smile to my face.
But, one critique — Jack completely disregarded his dog. He acted like that dog was a gotdamn stray. He didn’t even make eye contact! The dog looked at him like, “Can I get some love? I guess not, moving right along.” Kind of like the nerds at school approaching the pretty girls in the schoolyard.
🛁 EXTRA BUBBLES 🛁
New York Post: Instagram model Genie Exum stabbed beau with kitchen knife in NYC pad, cops say
People of both sexes have been stabbed in the back when it comes to relationships. Figuratively, though. They have been figuratively stabbed in the back because the other person cheated, lied, etc. As it turns out, Mr. beau Babyboy Pajulas (I have sympathy for him now for multiple reasons) literally got stabbed in the back, and the arm, by his girlfriend — well, then-girlfriend lol — 22-year-old Genie Exum after a disagreement.
To make matters worse, which sounds borderline impossible at this point, she told reporters at some point later on, “Subscribe to my OnlyFans!” Disgusting and abhorrent, but also a savvy business move. Important to strike while the iron is hot. But above all else, disgusting and abhorrent.
Let me throw another wrench at ya: this is not her first violent act, according to the Post. She allegedly used a beer bottle as a weapon against her cousin in 2018 over finances. No wonder why Genie turned to OnlyFans; money has been tight!
Is the status of her Instagram account — currently “locked up” — a sign of things to come?
🏆 SPORTZ 🏆
Iowa State 24 Oklahoma State 21: Iowa State running back Breece Hall scampered into the end zone with roughly 5 minutes left, his 19th straight game with a touchdown, which turned out to be the game winner. After exchanging punts, Oklahoma State got the ball back and appeared to be cooking with gas as they made their way into Cyclone territory. On 4th-and-2, it appeared that they got the first down, but the refs ruled WR Brennan Presley short of the line to gain. Surely, those blind zebras would overturn the spot after replay review, right? Nope! Looks to me like he got the first down. What do you think?
Tennessee Titans 27 Kansas City Chiefs 3: If I told you that the Chiefs limited King Derrick Henry to 86 yards on 29 carries with zero (!!) touchdowns, you would immediately think that the Chiefs pistol-whipped the Titans. Like Billy Madison pulverizing kids in dodgeball. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the opposite happened as the Titans gave the Chiefs a big ole swirly in this one. Even more of a surprise — the game was literally over at halftime. 27-0 in favor of Smashville. Even more of a surprise than that — Henry threw more touchdown passes (1) than Patrick Mahomes (0). Are the Chiefs in trouble? As Snoop Dogg always says: where there’s smoke, there’s fire (or a blunt, same thing)…
If you chuckled, feel free to forward to others and/or share on social. Any corrections, omissions, suggestions, etc., send 'em my way. Much love. -Tubz